Blaqstarr also showed up and killed a late night set!!
Monday, March 31, 2008
WMC - Sunday
Blaqstarr also showed up and killed a late night set!!
Friday, March 28, 2008
I've been ballin' a lot this week on Miami Beach. No, not like that jerk. I've been playing a lot of basketball with some of my teammates from the Monday night league.
Have you noticed that the more you jump around the more your ankles tend to get sore? Or the way that a fiber rich diet really lets the shit fly? I've started to notice these things. Have fun out there raving, soldiers. See you when the dust clears and my phone stops texting to the maxxx with hot promises of 'party of the year'.
Check me out, I'm on 61st street.
http://garageworkout.blogspot.com/
WMC Recap - Wednesday
Switch has never played before, so he's instantly cast-out of the competition. Naeem was into the 3-way tournament, but pretty much got scared away when me & Lloyd started clearing off the table and spacing out the chairs 'The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly' style.
Next, when you are both ready to get down to business, you enter the Staredown.
But wait, he's putting up money, so he's probably going to go for the Scissors; knowing that I would throw Paper to beat a newbie's Rock. But then I would have to counteract with Rock; but maybe he already figured that in. Et cetera.
Here's vid of Mr. No-Shame beating up on his girlfriend.
Solid Groove - Pat Pong (Remix)
No idea where I got this from, but here you go:
Master Kev & Scott Wozniak - String Thing (KW Griff Remix)
Herbie Hancock - Bring Down The Birds
- Sampled & used in Deee-Lite's party classic "Groove Is In The Heart"
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
What Really Grinds My Gears... (Vol. 1)
1) Laundry
Come on now! Is there a more laborious, less rewarding task?!?
Maybe.
Even dishwashing has that weird - 'fall into a Zen state' thing going for it. I mean, with laundry its such a process!
That's right!
Laundry.
First you've got to go and grab all those dirty socks and underwear off the floor that have been sitting in a relatively large (yet peaceful) pile in the corner of your room for the last month or so (i'm on a lunar wash cycle - every full moon). Then, as you're stirring up all this crazy dust/odor, you realize it's nature's way of saying:
Then you've got to carry all of these dirty/smelly unmentionables and try and stuff them into the washing machine. [*BTW, the first hint that you're dealing w/ a laborious process is finding out there's more than one machine involved!]
By now, the soapy water has filled up in the washer, and there's no way you're going to pull some of those wet clothes out to even-up the two loads. So usually those socially awkward clothes go back to their corner to await the next full moon.
Now then, . . . so we've got most of the clothes washing. This part is lame because the wash process is not that long, but just long enough that you can't really do much else in that time. I made the mistake of trying to fit in a shower -- but that wasn't the best idea as the washer was using the hot water (Warm/Cold to be exact).
By now, you're a couple hours from where you began, but not yet finished. You're gonna be tired/bored/anxious -- so then you have to take a shower and put on some your hard-earned clean clothes.
Eddie Hodges - Ain't Gonna Wash For A Week
Guinness Book
While perusing the internet at 4am, you tend to come across the equivalent of late night infomercial-type info. Here's some fun stuff i found last night. BTW, this has nothing to do with WMC, Blogging and/or Blog house and/or music.
Solid Gold; Off The Market.
Damn, at around 7:30am Tuesday morning, as I'm getting ready to put on a movie and fall asleep, this guy shows up online:
. . . . I'm still speechless, as I feel like a worthless (and hungry!) human being.
*Blowing up spots network: -- Cosmo Baker arrives Wednesday, and has a hotel room til Sunday that you can definitely crash at if you ask.
If you get the chance - catch this dude in Miami; he's not the same Cosmo you may have heard elsewhere. Love Will Be In The Air!!! (except when in NYC during CMJ, and you find yourself mid-4-turntable-set w/ dude and in between mixes you find yourself slap-boxing, and then he knocks ur glasses off . . . . SHIT AIN'T COOL MUFUCKA!)
A glorious jam dedicted to Cosmo:
Isley Brothers - I've Got Work To Do
Winter Music Conference - MONDAY
*Note: First off, after searching through the cesspool known as 'my room', I couldn't find my digi cam's charger, so no photos from tonight.
Although WMC is set to 'officially' begin tomorrow, tonight I went to Love/Hate round 2:30am w/ my man Keen1.
Daz-I-Kue (Bugz In The Attic fame) was headlining this first event that the bar mgr, Kristian (aka the ONLY guy working there that knows shit bout music), had programmed for the week. Djinji Brown had just finished his set when we got there ---- if you're at all familiar w/ my old radio show on WVUM 90.5 - I had dude on there a bunch of times --- his selections are choice.
A little while into it I get word that I should be at Blue; and for a Monday WMC night, their line-up (and crowd) was pretty fucking serious! I don't know how the scheduling went - by the time I got there Mr. V was on -- but they had Jellybean Benitez(!!), Tony Touch(!!!!), DJ Spinna(w/ haircut!), and the aforementioned Mr. V.
Plain and simple, that party was a quality jump-off for what WMC has been. Dude was not really 'killing it' per se; but definitely dropped some quality Shaun Escoffery/MJ/Steve Angello.
Pushing 5:30am, management told V to cut it off . . . packed house starts multiple chants/banging/whistling . . . 5 minutes later he plays the closer, "Gypsy Woman".
A bunch of heads were in the house -- if i had more time/care i'd post their names/links.
All I know is that you can feel the WMC energy in the air.
I'll be playing at Buck15 tomorrow w/ Rob Wonder -- then catching up w/ my international OMD family @ PS14; which apparently isn't closing until 7am!!! [Was invited to do a late set there as well; we'll see.]
P.S. What's up w/ the gifting suites?! I need some new jeans & socks, STAT! I'm looking at you Puma/Diesel/Levi's/Adidas/Onitsuka!!!
Speaking of gifts, here's a tune for me and all those who are about to delve into WMC life:
Simian Mobile Disco - Sleep Deprivation
A cool latin/samba rendition of Crystal Waters' "Gypsy Woman" that I recently heard on a Maurice Fulton mix.
Another track by the same guys who also do a cover of Bobby Hebb's "Sunny".
Totally better than another one.
So on the new Money Studies release by Scottie B and The Chavy Boys of London there's a tune called Zoe Jawn -- using Gorilla Zoe's "Hood Nigga" Acapella over a stripped down flipped bmore-formatted track(sans Think/Gaz breaks).
Not the biggest fan of the tune; actually deleted if from my PC knowing that I would never play it out --- which usually never happens as I have a couple thousand tracks on my computer that are all patiently waiting for their moment to shine. That said however, what I would(and you should) play continuously 5 nights a week is this:
Contra - Smalltown Hood
Speaking of amazingness, here's an edit from Todd Terje. Highly recommend finding more/all of his stuff!
Blehorkestar Bakija Bakic - Fizheuer Zieheuer (T2 Edit):
On some balkan awesomerifficish!
Double - Woman Of The World (Long Instrumental Version):
This is on some slow and spacey disco vibe -- something Matt Cash[DFA] would play @ PS14.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Winter Music Conference - SUNDAY
Party's gon be @ Purdy Lounge, and its FREE!!!!!
Steaming Disco Tune
Larry Wood - Pumping Iron (Dim's Edit)
Still playing down here:
DJ Khaled & 305 - Bitch I'm From Dade County
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Gender-Specific Happy Meals?!?
When did the switch happen?
Apparently this guy has no problem with it.
Anyways, segues aren't my thing tonight/ever. But Feadz, yeah the homey that used to tap 'that' girl, is dropping his Happy Meal EP on Ed Banger the 24th.
Get it.
*EDIT: I deleted the first track cuz its just a 15 sec intro thang. If you want it, buy it.
After WMC, eh?
Going around playing tunes with Huggs starting March 31st -- mostly in Canada. Looking forward to see if its really jumping off as everyone tells me --- that, and the cold.
Starting off in NYC at homegirl Roxy's party.
Justice - DVNO (CD Rip wit dem Remixes)
RapidShare MegaUpload
Tickle Party
I ran into my friend Sam of Friends With You last night, he was as cheery as he always is and offered me some munchkin of wisdom regarding the planets being aligned and some other shit. I hate all that Zodiac shit but it always seems to make sense when Sam talks about it. Anyways it reminded me of the time he asked me if i knew who "Santa Gold" was.
"SANTOGOLD" i replied, Yeah that my girl, why? "
"Oh, cause Zune asked us to make a video for a song of hers, so we did."
He never brought it up again, and I forgot untill about 3 weeks ago when he sent me the link, its pretty amazing so i thought i would share.
-Jake Jefferson
Stayed home . . . for a second.
Its weirdly difficult to stay home at night in Miami. Even on weekdays. Tonight I 'almost' stayed in -- meaning I didn't leave my house until bout 2:30am. I couldn't imagine how it would be living in a city where things close up at that time.
Anyways, at some point before I went out to go see my friends band, The JeanMarie at Churchill's I made a little edit-turned-blend thing. Horribly enough, it was triggered by an Axe deodorant commercial I had seen recently. Some music nerd/genius they hired plugged The Seeds' "Can't Seem To Make You Mine" as the soundscape to a prototypical 'sex sells' ad.
It's a great fucking song, so if you haven't heard the song on its own --- familiarize urself w/ this black/white footage of the band in action playing this first single.
Those familiar w/ my friends 'Sandwich Boy Naeem' or 'All Hail Me Wes' will recognize the tracks first 8 bars(and then some) as the sample fodder for Spank Rock's "Put That Pussy On Me" remix Diplo did a while back. I was never the biggest fan of the remix (always thought the OG by XXXchange killed), but for the sake of an accomplished project, here's the tune I put together.
Friday, March 21, 2008
Miami Wins Again!!!
For those that live here, its no surprise; but for those coming down to visit for WMC -- if you plan on driving down, or renting a car, Miami has the won the venerable 'least courteous drivers' award -- courtesy of an AutoVantage report.
For those that can't translate the politically-correct title for the award, it pretty much equates to you getting cut off on your way to work; not once, not twice, but thrice --- and not just by an overly-aggressive 20-30 yr old machismo guy. Nope, we're talking about steel-faced grannies pulling some sneaky-ass maneuvers. Your work day sucks and you can't wait to get home; but on your way home, you get cut off again. Then you speed up and run through a red light to catch up to that asshole. Don't worry about signaling when you change lanes, or even when you just took that left turn. Finally you get some retribution as you cut his ass off; but then he pulls alongside and flicks you off (probably throwing his cup of coffee on your windshield) and yells some shit bout "Tu Madre!". You catch up to that fucker, sliding in real close, and force him into the guardrail; but unluckily, your car spins out. When you get out of your car, he's already pulled out the gun from his glovebox, and it's about to be ON!
Here's a bunch of video clips AutoVantage compiled as they interviewed some Miamians.
*Edit: HOLY FUCK!! I JUST REALIZED OMD's VERY OWN MALIBU X IS IN THIS FUCKING VIDEO!!!!!!! BLOWING MY OWN MIND IN 2008!!!
The guy @ ~1:38 who comments on the guns, reminded me of when I first moved to miami for school - and a Miami-Dade cop addressed an orientation crowd about safety in Miami. I distinctly remember him saying that 1-out-of-4 cars pulled over in normal traffic stops have firearms found in them. Sweeeet!
Sly & The Family Stone - M'Lady @ 320
p.s. Don't even THINK about being a pedestrian in Miami! D-E-A-D-L-Y! For erryone.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Remember Me?
Thom Yorke shares his opinion on "keeping hope alive" vs. "the world going to shit".
Gnarls Barkley - Blind Mary from the new 'The Odd Couple' album.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Love Is In The Air
Remember when you were really young, you and your friends would play-wrestle? Then later on, you got to be too big and/or ur ego got too big and u were scared ur gon get hurt or made to look like an overgrown fool. Well, early in Club 132's days, Jake (then 32) and Xavier (then 19) didn't pay attention to those social 'norms'. For some reason, this transpired in my room. Right after the last photo, Jake busted ass.
That place has got memories for days --- too bad the landlord was a tool.
Check out some house party photos taken by Last Nights Party guy. Dunno how he ended up at our place. Was that after the 10am after-party? But that night sets expectations high for this upcoming WMC!!!
If you're not coming down you're missing Denny's breakfast w/ EggFooYoung . . . tickle, tickle!!!!
DJ Sega - Push It 2 Da Limit (off a mixtape)
Who Gwan Test?!
That would be me on the left, and you on the right.
Bring It!
["Checkmate" by Barrabas]
Homework.
Think I got this off of Woody's blog; if not, still check him out -- OMD NYC fam.
This song you'd be dropping soon after your 2nd peak in the night. Something to give a breather before you batter em some more.
Snap! - Rhythm is a Dancer (Purple Hazed Mix)
And a baile funk tune that samples the OG version of Rhythm Is A Dancer:
Malha Funk -- Sunguinha de Bichinho
ugh, what a downer; i know.
Anyways, browsing the headlines I find out about these videos which are apparently banned in China. But what I found to be more interesting was the site hosting the videos, Wikileaks.org.
Truth be told, I'm into world politics, political theory, and general stuff which causes most Miami Eyes to glaze over; probably an inherent trait to those growing up in/around DC.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Vinyl Rip (Part 1 of 1)
All my shit is in storage -- but when I was proactive at the old crib, before living here(scroll down) I recorded a couple tracks off vinyl. This track is Jimmy James Thomas' funky "I Can't Dance". It's on a bunch of compilations; and has been reissued a couple times -- but here you get it lazy point-n-click style.
There's an edit of this song floating around as well -- if you've got it -- hook it up.
Miami's OMD fam get some shine
MAP Magazine's latest issue has some coverage on my Miami family doin our thing.
And another article on Winter Music Conference that I've got some quotes in.
These may be too small to read -- but there's a pdf on their website u can download or flip through. Contains such memorable 'zingers' as:
"WMC hitting Miami is like only being able to spray your dirty ass sheets with Febreze once a year. You're still sleeping in them, but at least they smell good for a week."
Also, here's a rough mix I put together for the DVS Skate Co. -- 1 of 3 parts that myself, Induce & Doormouse were supposed to work out . . . but you know how "doing things" turns out in Miami.
Also -- whenever I load up the blog the divshare players don't show up in my browser -- but work on others'. Lemme know if it works for you!