Monday, May 5, 2008

Game Over

"A 500-year-old shipwreck has been found off the coast of southern Africa, laden with tons of copper ingots, elephant tusks, gold coins, and cannons to fend off pirates."

- May 2, 2008

Damn, I didn't think that kinda shit happened anymore. Here I am wasting away, having ignored my true passion of treasure-hunting, and some other asshole found my ship.

But wait!

Not just any asshole found my ship -- but De Beers, the multi-billion dollar blood-diamond-running company found it!  And they found it while they were tearing up the coastline looking for more wealth!

Game Over.

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