"A 500-year-old shipwreck has been found off the coast of southern Africa, laden with tons of copper ingots, elephant tusks, gold coins, and cannons to fend off pirates."
- May 2, 2008
Damn, I didn't think that kinda shit happened anymore. Here I am wasting away, having ignored my true passion of treasure-hunting, and some other asshole found my ship.
But wait!
Not just any asshole found my ship -- but De Beers, the multi-billion dollar blood-diamond-running company found it! And they found it while they were tearing up the coastline looking for more wealth!
Damn, I didn't think that kinda shit happened anymore. Here I am wasting away, having ignored my true passion of treasure-hunting, and some other asshole found my ship.
But wait!
Not just any asshole found my ship -- but De Beers, the multi-billion dollar blood-diamond-running company found it! And they found it while they were tearing up the coastline looking for more wealth!
Game Over.
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