ok so i guess ive had it up to ^here with pizza places skimping me on the sauce. Since when is it ok to skimp on one of the most important ingredients to making this a great pizza. oh wait yeah i forgot, you skimp on the sauce because you DONT want the customers coming back to your spot. FAIL. from now on, im banning any pizza spot who skimps on the sauce.
AND THAT'S THE WAY ITS GOING TO BE
i scream when i'm mad son
Friday, April 30, 2010
THE BAN
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Hey Gianni, You Got Your Google Alerts?
More on the future in the future.
Regardless, here's hoping Mr. Gianni Marino has his Google Alerts set up and bothers to check em, cuz i'm digging a lot of his remixes, and would enjoy playing em out at a higher than 128-ripped quality. Went so far as to hit up Diplo bout em so he could ask for em; so hit one of us up w/ better quality -- or tell me to take it down and be 'that' guy.
Laidback Luke & Diplo - Hey! (Gianni Marino Remix)
Monday, April 26, 2010
Rainy Day
Tommy Guerrero - Abiento
From the album Soul Food Taqueria, off the Mo'Wax label.
Cover art by ESPO.
The whole album is great.
Used to get tons of play on the radio during Depress-O shows.
Who The Best?
Miami's weekly food/art/movie/music/etc paper is ready again for their annual contest of the mighty.
You can find the poll here if you feel like adding your two cents. There's a gazillion categories this year, so give yourself a minute.
Excerpt from my ballot:
7. Best band
ANR
8. Best DJ
Matt Cash
9. Best dance club
Liv - c'mon, if anything else wins, its a joke; this spot shits on most clubs in the country.
10. Best gay bar
White Room
11. Best Latin club
Mango's (does this count - everytime i walk by, it looks amazing)
12. Best neighborhood bar / central
PS14
13. Best neighborhood bar / Miami Beach
Deuce Bar or Purdy Lounge would be the staple answers, but maybe that new Burger King Whopper Bar; haven't ever been, but imagine the chicks you pick up there! "BK, if you need a dj . . . "
14. Best neighborhood bar / south
Izakaya's - pretend like you know
15. Best neighborhood bar / west
pass.
16. Best radio station
94.3 or 97.7 - pirates run this all day! --- 90.5 used to be my staple answer, but have you listened to it lately?
17. Best sports bar
What?
The Pioneers - Long Shot Kick De Bucket
Got this from a cool compilation of mostly skinhead reggae. Originally written by Lee Scratch Perry!
Just Put Something Up
Ok, I will.
Some Comedy-Lite for your day.
Frayser Boy - She Swallowed It
You may have missed this in 2003.
Friday, April 23, 2010
So This Happened
What do you get when you throw a concert with 'punkish' rockers trying to draw in the younger 'hipster' crowd on the outdoor patio("Cabana Green") of a multi-million-dollar resort/spa complex in one of the most affluent areas of Miami-Dade organized by well-meaning people that may not have the strongest grasp on the pulse of the targeted demographic?
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Segue-shmegway:
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Ultimate Surrender
This looks like fun...
God, are you there? It's me, Doormouse.
Miami, you have eaten my musical soul. Sucked it dry, spit it out. I am not discouraged. Everything has come full circle. Club land is almost 100% a thing of the past, knock on wood. I am able to purchase music and enjoy it. I am able to live life and wake up in the morning with a purpose. Scene status is reserved for those who can power clean 225 for reps and touch a 20 foot ceiling without using feet.
You can match beats? WOW! You can stay awake get trashed AND match beats? WOW & WOWER! You can do all of the above and give enough Iron Grip Hand Jobs (TM) to land a few gigs? (kneels and bows). Hey, do you use Serato, play the same hitz as Jimmy and Rico but have the wear with all to hang out longer and listen to some guy with a hat tell you about his big plans for the next 'party'?
To make things easier and to remind myself that easy cash is hooker money, here is a gem from the past that hasn't seen the light of day for a couple of years....take a deep breath now.
Okay, fat chicks, please stop requesting Trina's new song 'Single Again'. You're not single again, you just got ass raped in the Lounge bathroom, again. That is not a relationship. That is a business transaction for another Long Island date rape Tea. No, I don't have it, will never have it. When you ask why, I really want to puke on your over exposed cleavage, but I also want to keep my job so I'll just tell you that i forgot to download it. WHUPS! I FORGOT TO DOWNLOAD IT....on your fucking face. Get a life. And please come back and spend your minimum wage Burger King paycheck.
Also, middle aged guys with a gut and a goatee, please don't ask me for some 'breakdance, y'know, breakdance...like wikki wikki wikki n shit'. No, I don't know...I mean, I do, but I'm playing a solid set of roots... music I actually don't mind and I'm forgetting where I am for 10 minutes you fuck. Sorry, I mean, "Oh yeah, I'll get that right on".Breakdance your ass off you crippled excuse for a human being with a life.Speaking of backbreaking, don't make a request and tell me you're going to give me 10 bucks to play it and then give me 7. Fuck sake, 7 is not 10. Thank you Miami-Dade school system for manufacturing some of the most impressive reasons to keep abortion legal. Jesus saves, etc.
Still on breakdancing...Sunday Andy Smith from Portishead played at the Lounge. Who cares. I checked out about 5 minutes of 'UK breakbeat' after I was forced to get off of my chair (in my underwear, watching MMA eating a salad) in order to fix a sound issue. "I can't get no sound in the headphones". Look, next time, stay home and figure out how a MOTHERFUCKING DJ mixer works. Turntables plug into the PHONO jacks. They have a different IMPEDANCE than line levels. You'll actually get a signal and I won't have to get off of my ass and bring an extra turntable from my set up because you think one is acting 'sticky'. Jesus, you can't DJ your way out of an HIV positive cat's ass. STAY HOME AND PRACTICE. This goes for all of you wack ass suck-n-fuck cociane whore DJ's...pretty much 98.9% of Miami....Stay home, do yourself a favor.
Ah, whatever. This city wouldn't know quality unless it was served with free drinks and syphilis. Then it'd be something familiar.
...and still with the breakdancing...
If you're gonna have a 'rapper' 'band'', please leave Kenny G and the Jamsters out of it. If I wanted to hear smooth jazz improvised poorly with 'yo, here we go, we're in the flow and you know that we blow, yiggidy yoyoyo' I'd put on an US3 record and send more hate mail to Blue Note.
Also, to the guys in the parking lot, that was the best fight I've seen, EVER!!! seriously, it made me sick to my stomach. Foot stomp to the face? check. Knee to the head? check (multiple) Full force hip toss? check. Piledriver onto asphalt? oh yes. And that was just the first minute. But a word to the guy that caught the worst (not that there was a best)...try not saying 'Is that all you got?' over and over. That's why you got choked out in the end and had to have the fight stopped while you tried to walk away and got melon punched over and over...You were out of gas from talking so much. But really, kudo's for the broken bones, concussion's, split faces and brain damage. Very entertaining. When you asked 'how did I do, did I win...' I wasn't sure if you meant in life or the fight. Either way, I don't think there were any winners there. Good luck with that long term memory loss.I'm gonna go rest all day and race tomorrow.
See you in the club.
Good to see you yesterday Andrew & Jake. Swing in anytime.
Yeah?!? Yeah.
Speaking of being tired, I partly blame the cool event that Sweat Records put together earlier today that I had the pleasure to play [to shoppers and a 'captive' crowd of ~12 people sitting down on the couches staring -- I haven't done an in-store in a little over a year now, and I don't miss the relative awkwardness at all], after LeSpam and just before ANR took the stage. I played a bunch of randomness including the criminally still unreleased Amanda Blank cover of PJ Harvey's "Driving" (Devlin looking smart in the YouTube), new LCD track "Home", and some other things that happened to catch my eye on the *gasp* laptop screen. *oof*...
Sedat the Turkish Avenger - Fist Funk
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Live at Liv
Josh n Curt of Flosstradamus are gonna be in town today to dj with me at Liv tonight. Do it.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Sunday, April 11, 2010
micheal gordon peterson
apparently he's britains most violent prisoner. And theres a movie about him called bronson which if you have Netflix you can watch it on your laptop.
READY
go.
It also has a really sweet soundtrack.
there's also references to death wish in this movie, which i think i will watch next.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Chips And Dip
DJ Chipman - Kick Back
For those that are unfamiliar w/ Chipman, his tracks are Miami pirate radio staples! The Wu-Tang, Peanut Butter Jelly, and the Eamon remix called Beam Ahh, are all his works. To do the above song, or anything else you may find (look here), Miami justice be sure to play it +16 or on 45. Yeah that's right, the closer itis to 200bpm!!! the better. See below:
The DMCA
In case you haven't seen/heard it, here's the single off the ex-Dust Brothers' new album. Most all other blogs seem to be posting a radio rip off of Pete Tong's BBC program, but i've gone one step...to the east, and found a different rip of better quality -- in fact its play-outtable(?!) minus the last 10 seconds. Also up is an older track of theirs that you should add to your library if you don't have it already. Upon first listen, their new single reminded me of Juan Maclean's extended live version of Happy House (search the blog for that version somewhere here already uploaded; clocks in at over 21 minutes) mixed with Implog's Holland Tunnel Dive (I wish I hadn't traded that record away), both because of the sounds/format of the song, but also because if you're going to play this out - you've really got to commit to the whole 11 minutes of this thing.
So because of the DMCA complaint a couple days ago, gon go ahead and rename these in hopes of missing whatever bot picked up on us. Strangely, it makes me feel as if this blog is somewhat official.
K.emikAl Bros. - E.scape V.ELO.city
K.emikAl Bros. - Battle Weapon 8
that guy
i remember in 1996 when i bought my first few records and wrote a letter to this guy.
He actually wrote back and sent along with his letter (which was pretty interesting), a mix tape (when people used tapes). This was around the time when he and (i think) Bass junkie started breakin' records. I became obssesed with the labels releases and could not help but buying the first 10 releases. This was at $10 a pop for an import, 10$ for 3 songs sheesh maybe 4 if you're lucky.
what a time.
dmx krew- good ol daze @320 rippy rip
Friday, April 9, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Round the Outside
World's Famous Supreme Team - Hey DJ (Extended Instrumental)
no its like this really
Times like this you need to unwind and relax, and not spend $10 on a sandwich.
Instead invest on some local greens and listen to this.
funkadelic- atmosphere
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Shapely
See more from Philip Jackson's portfolio site. The only thing that would make the photos of these works better, might be some willow trees in the winter. They give me a vibe of if Tim Burton had directed Amadeus. Just sayin . . . "You know you gotta pay taxes if you win the lottery."
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Notchyo Cheeze
Chill Rob G - Let the Words Flow
Jadakiss ft Swizz Beatz - Who's Real (Contra Intro/Outro Edit)
Saturday, April 3, 2010
2 words
TAME IMPALA
So i've been getting back into live music lately. i dunno just seems like it has more LIFE in it than the digital sounds of most "groups" out there.
iron butterfly X the swampy sounds of new orleans X bayou billy X swamp thing
half full glass of wine
AWESOME VIDEO
scheck it out
http://www.tameimpala.com/
I'm sure you can find some mp3s of theirs lying around somewhere, but you gotta dig and put in work son. I cant do it all for you A.D.D generation.
Thanks to contra for muscling me into posting again, been kind of busy not being busy (my blog, work etc).
Chunes
1 of the 4 girls from out of town that I looked forward to linking up with during WMC that I failed do to so with is the homegirl Jess Jubilee. Last year's WMC was mostly memorable for the rampage that she, Darko and I (plus other unmentionables [<-for sake of careers and bright futures]) brought upon The Standard Hotel after-hours.
Dandy Warhols - We Used To Be Friends (Chris Holmes Edit)
Friday, April 2, 2010
Q: Haven't You Heard?
A: No, I haven't yet, but since I killed him in my dream last night, I only figure its right to post up his mix.
My Id Is On Some Shit
I just woke up from a really disturbing dream. As I'm into reading/hearing other peoples dreams, will share this one while it's still fresh.
Basically a friend of mine (Mike Deuce, for anyone who knows him) asked me to kill him, and gives me a single-barrel shotgun. Somehow he convinces me to do it. Thing is, we're at a BBQ at his parent's house with probably 50-70 other ppl there(friends/family).
Somehow it's all good among them that he wants to die, and no one cares that we're now walking over to the fence to go through with the plan. One guy sitting at a picnic table from the side even exclaims that he's "excited to be a part of it".
Once we're at the wooden fence, my friend aggressively reaffirms to me that he's ready, and I begrudgingly, yet calmly, shoot him in the back of his head. Over my shoulder I hear the same sideline guy yell "Church!" as he starts clapping while enjoying his cigar. Some people are looking, but not staring, and no one is too involved.
I then calmly walk to the other side of the BBQ party still holding the shotgun and have to tell his Mom what I just did. She starts to cry because she had no idea that he wanted to go -- not really mad at me, but more at him for not telling her. Then my dad is also there, and he scolds me for shooting my friend - not angry for why i did it, just that i did it.
Explanations? Anyone? Bueller?
This has got to have something to do w/ the shooting last night.
The Id is a crazy thing.
Black Meteoric Star - Dreamcatcher
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Little Haiti Is Too Real
Late last night shit popped off two doors down from me as I was trying to get productive in my studio. *sigh*...
A patrol car showed up super quick, probably less than 1-2 minutes after the shooting. Must've been right around the way and heard the 15-20 shots. By the time Fire Rescue showed up, the mortally wounded cat had succumbed.
You think this may affect the amount of guests I get next WMC?
What about getting my rent knocked down?
Scarface - I Seen A Man Die