So I Was Looking For This Acapella . . .

Biggest thing to come out of Norway since frozen fish -> Lene Alexandra - "My Boobs Are OK"


Best part is around the 2:00 mark.

Lyrics:

Hello!
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok

I'm lazy, admit, work it's not for me
Busy doing nothing
I'm a beauty queen
I don't cook, I don't clean
They do it for me
I'm such a stupid girl
I keep my religion in a Gucci purse
Oh my god I just forgot the rest of this verse
Who cares? I never pass junior high
Was so hard
So what?

My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok
And no matter what you say
I know they're ok
My boobs are ok!

Stupid, disturbed,
I ain't got a brain
So I never went to college
Couldn't find the way
I wished every tomorrow was a holiday
I'm such a crazy girl

Dumbass, they caught up can't you see?
My corpus size and I work in harmony
Just don't ask me about economy
I'm nescient for free

My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok
And no matter what you say
I know they're ok
My boobs are ok!

To make a point, to make things fine
I ever groundman from my hands to my time
That's the beauty of the game
You gotta know the rules
If you wanna give up
You gotta play it cool
You're so cool!

Come on, girls!
Give me a Boo (Boo!)
Give me a b (B!)
Gime a s (s!)
Go Boobs!

Go Boobs!
Go Boobs!

My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok
And no matter what you say
I know they're ok
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok

My Boobs, my boobs
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok
My Boobs, my boobs
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok

And no matter what you say
I know they're ok
My boobs are ok!

The Truth Is....At 6am When I'm In Bed, I Could Really Give A Fuck.

So, here's my token WMC 2008 post, 2 months too late. Taken from my Blackberry BBM. The conversation starts right after Malibu had called me in a drunken/drugged frenzy spitting hot fire about how close to 10 people, including Switch, Mapei, Spank Rock and about 38 other hangers-ons, who want to come to my house at about 6am and record a track, which in reality, i knew would never get done. I also failed to notice what or who "The Truth" was and that it was in the form of one curly haired singer/rapper from Sweden named Mapei. I guess I just wasn't ready for that level of Hip-Hopiness coming from Malibu X ("This girl is THE TRUTH" and "This is SO Real" being two of my favorites) and it scarred me. Big up to all mentioned, it was a valiant effort and i still love you all.

The BBM conversation starts right as Xavier (or was it Contra) tells me he's gonna put Switch on the phone and I proceed to hang up on the guy (well, actually right before he could even get on the phone).


XBURT: Yo... That was Switch talking to you on Contra's phone. Not trying to
wake u but they want to hit the studio. Switch & Mapai.
XBURT: A couple friends. They want to lay this shit down.
Induce: I didn't talk to anybody but contra
Induce: We have 4 people sleeping
XBURT: Its all up to you
Induce: Studio can be used tomorrow during the day
XBURT: Basically switch is here and he and mapai want to lay some shit down
XBURT: werd....
XBURT: Saturday
XBURT: @ our BBQ
XBURT: This girl is the truth
Induce: Sometime other than 6am
XBURT: ??
XBURT: Werd
XBURT: No worries
XBURT: Damn mang
XBURT: 10 of us
Induce: Not
XBURT: Switch is honest to god looking for a studio
XBURT: Spank
XBURT: $m
XBURT: Mapai
XBURT: Ok
XBURT: But she's speaking some real shit right now
XBURT: And switch is mezmerized
Induce: Its really hard to fall asleep when you keep texting me
XBURT: Man
XBURT: Ahhh soorryy
XBURT: Fuck
XBURT: This is so real
XBURT: Just seems right
XBURT: Anyway I'm done
XBURT: Sorry
XBURT: Contra is going to call you last time for the night

Contra not only called me for the last time after that, but he proceeded to call me about 12 more times, which did nothing but piss me off even more, not only because I had been half asleep and woken up by this shit in the first place, but more because my finger was getting tired of pressing ignore on my phone.

*Future reference - If you want something like this to happen, make sure i'm with you when you are making these plans (at which time, i still might even shoot em down), or call me at say, 3pm. or pay me.

PS :: Quote for the road : "She's speaking some real shit right now"

Soulja Girl's new Video

Well, it's about a year later and we're all, "Soulja Boy who???" But his ol' girl has a brand new video out and its a heater. The beat is almost non-existant, even more-so than normally heard with that Ice-Cream truck sounding stuff, but she's spitting pure fire. They oughta lock shorty up for these type of rhymes. Oh wait, they are.

OG vs Ruff

Last Wednesday at Finger Lickin, Benton was played a track from Greg Wilson's new Ruff Edits Vol #1 12" -- when I asked him about the OG, he had no clue.  

So did a little detective work -- found a video for it.

Adriano Celentano - Prisencolinensinainciusol (Extended Version)

BTW, what's up w/ McGruff the Crime Dog?!  I never really paid much attention to him when I was younger; but looking back at him now, he's looks like an all-around shady character.

Seen above w/ new super-cool 'partner', Scruff

This picture is taken from the official McGruff site; and the question is: "Who chose to have this ill-kept dog, who's chest hair is spilling out from underneath his sloppily fastened trench coat as the figurehead for keeping kids safe?"  Unless its a test on how to spot a NARC, I don't get it.  Put McGruff to sleep.

Time for a new face:

I'll Teach Ya

Albert King


Learn harmonica

How To Learn The Harmonica In Ten Minutes

Up on the NuNew

Some people started hipping me to Soulja Boy's new song as the next new shit song that i'll probably play repeatedly so that some douche stops bothering me.

Not so into it; however, Mr. Superman hopes to repeat his success w/ his new signing, SODMG ('Stacks On Deck Money Gang').   They got a song out called "Whoop Rico".  

Rico?!

I've got no idea who the fuck Rico is, but I'm sure when I do find out, it'll be another "A-ha!" moment like when you learned what "Superman/Spiderman/Rambo/Bin Laden that Hoe!" meant.

Official Video.
Watch It. Learn It. Live It.

Show Stoppas - Whoop Rico [Mixtape copy]

One Minute With Bjork

I don't remember who told me the story; in fact, I don't really remember the story very well, so I'll just go ahead with liberties.

Regardless, OMDL-some-of-the-time-blogger and man-about-asians, Induce, and ex-girlfriend Phi, were on South Beach casually taking an afternoon stroll down Ocean Drive during a past WMC.  When, out of the corner of their respective eyes, they spotted someone who they thought was Bjork walking towards them.

*Artist's rendering.

"OMG, is that?!"

"OMG, I think it is!"

"OMG!"

"OMG!!"

Phi, realizing the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity could very well walk right by her, blocks Bjork's path in order to tell her how great she thinks she is.  Communicating solely through emotion, Bjork immediately understood.  Induce stood awestruck as Bjork did one of her patented "i just cute farted" smiles, and then scuttled away to join the other dolphins in the ocean.

Oh, almost forgot.  After their encounter with Bjork the two start crying hysterically across the street from Wet Willie's on 8th.  Phi first, but then in consulation, Induce follows suit.  Realizing everyone is staring at them, Induce manages to usher the distraught girl away from the crowd.  

That last part is true.

Here's some "Making-of" footage for Bjork's new Wanderlust video.



and here's the video:

A 3d version is out as well, but I left my 3d glasses in I'm-Not-6-Yrs-Old-Land.

That said, a similar awestruck situation occurred to me when I was ~6 and saw Sgt. Slaughter at Dulles Airport.  Fucking Rad!

Drink It In.

One may only dream about the sheer mystic power that man possesses.

Angola = 1 | 50 Cent = 0

At a concert in Luanda, some cat jumps on stage, yanks off 50 Cent's chain, then just as quickly jumps off stage.

Skip ahead to around :45 secs left in the clip.

Apparently, a day later, dude's mom turned him into the cops.

"But Mom!"

Sammy Bananas

Met this guy (not Michna, or guy on the left) when I was in Canada -- he was staying w/ Smalltown Pete, and came with us to this ski-season-closing-party up in the Rocky Mountains.  The whole car-ride up, we basically just did what a carload of djs naturally do when placed in close proximity with each other; nerd-out.  

". . . yeah, that shit was awesome.  But you know that band that Rick James and Neil Young used to be in together . . . . fuck, forgot their name . . ."

"You mean Mynah Birds?!  Oh, hell yeah!"

"Oh Shit!  Hey, turn that up!  I lurvvv The Band!"  

"Did you ever see that Bob Dylan documentary . . . (not the one you were going to think of, but the other one that is still VHS-only) . . . "

Anyways, here he is rubbing his 'stache as he prepares to drop a magestic musical treat known as Nelly's "Hot In Herre".

He's on Fools Gold.  Probably on the road, or working, or 'staching.


45 King vs. Wale - PYRAMID (Sammy Bananas Remix)

And for the nerds/enthusiasts -- I'll take your blog "remix" and up you studio outtakes of The Mynah Birds'; recorded in 1966.  Solid rock.  Check "Go On And Cry" for something that Cody Chestnutt probably listens to, on repeat.
The Mynah Birds - '66 Outtakes

Game Over

"A 500-year-old shipwreck has been found off the coast of southern Africa, laden with tons of copper ingots, elephant tusks, gold coins, and cannons to fend off pirates."

- May 2, 2008


Damn, I didn't think that kinda shit happened anymore. Here I am wasting away, having ignored my true passion of treasure-hunting, and some other asshole found my ship.

But wait!

Not just any asshole found my ship -- but De Beers, the multi-billion dollar blood-diamond-running company found it!  And they found it while they were tearing up the coastline looking for more wealth!

Game Over.

A Tribe Called Quest - Da Booty

#97: Scarves!

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B.O.B.B.Y.

2 promo tracks off the new Digi Snax album.

Bobby Digital - U Can't Stop Me Now (Dirty)

Bobby Digital - Drama (Dirty)

WMC Recap - Late Pass

So we stole Navarro and "I still rock mad sweatbands cuz when I dj for a half-hour I . . . " Skribble's bottle during WMC -- but only because he's a total prick and can't take a joke.  Trevor "Trouble" Andrew was doing a show on top of this hotel and Mr. Navarro & Skribble were playing right before him. 

It was super cold and windy up there, and for some reason (also known as "the ladies love my nips") Navarro was doing his best Guitar Hero II shirtless!  So when Trevor gets on stage, after his first song he makes a light-hearted comment along the lines of:

"Fuck, Dave Navarro can play guitar shirtless in any weather; lightning even bounces off of his chest."

Well, although everyone else in the crowd, including Skribble, gave a laughing reception - Navarro apparently didn't take too kind to Trevor's joke.  Playing it ever-so-cool, he later went on to cry about this young whippersnapper to fellow wash-out Tommy Lee; going so far as to have the next Trouble show (opening up for Tommy @ Rok Bar) cancelled!  

I was going to take a photo of the text msg from Navarro's manager to one of Trevor's people -- but the guy didn't want to get involved.  *whomp whomp*

It basically just said that because of his lack of respect for Navarro, Trouble will never play another show if he can help it.  

*douche chill*

Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing [320 kbps]

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