Affordable Living

"I'm Broke."

Michael Jackson's Neverland auction goin down. 

"There are bronze statues of frolicking cherubs, replica marble busts of Roman emperors, a huge statue of Prometheus that used to sit on a skull near the entrance. On shelves there are child-size diesel-powered race cars that used to zoom around the grounds."

Kinda want to go in on this auction -- the suggested prices for some of his gear isn't as atrocious as you might imagine.  Below are a couple pics of things for sale.  Can only imagine what other amazing shit dude has/had?  

Rhinestoned Socks: $600 - 800

Electric buggy to cruise round the Neverland grounds: $4,000 - $6,000

The head from Moonwalker: $2,000 - $3,000

Awards presented to Michael Jackson by Epic for double platinum sales of Dangerous, and gold sales of Bad. Guide price: $200-$400

Coin-operated Fortune Teller a la Big: $1,500 - $2,000

A flight-simulator game made by Sega!  This got the little boys loose back in MJ's prime.

Cost: $4,000 -$6,000

Michael Jackson - Beat It (Guitar Track) played by Eddie Van Halen
* Gotta go back to the source to see if I can get a WAV, but this is the OG, not some karaoke rip.