I Got The iPhone

I know all 5 of you who come to this site are waiting for the lowdown on what happened in NY, and who did what, and who did who, and who didn't understand the concept of having a table with a bottle at the club and walked away cause they thought it was just for juice, mumbling something like "oh, straight-edge? No thanks." But I just wanted to let everybody know i got the new iPhone. Here's a look.