Showing posts with label Indiana Jones Sucked And Anyone Telling You Differently Is Trapped In A 10-yr olds body. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Indiana Jones Sucked And Anyone Telling You Differently Is Trapped In A 10-yr olds body. Show all posts

Thursday, May 29, 2008

The New Indiana Jones Movie


Let me sum up the movie as no other reviewer has:




I'm not spoiling anything by saying that once the 13th Crystal Skull is found and replaced, the Mayan(?) temple spins away to reveal an alien spaceship underneath that takes off into the sky.  
That's the end of the movie, and its probably one of the brighter spots.  The only thing George Lucas missed was casting Jar-Jar Binks as the alien(s).  

But don't worry, they dropped enough 'subtle' hints that there will be a continuation of the Indiana Jones story.  They're gon replace Harrison with the 'Mutt' character, who *surprising plot-twist* turns out to be Indiana's son.

I just saved you $10 and 2+ hours of your life. You're welcome.



On another note, gotta watch this movie again.